June 29, 2008

More extremely gentile breeds

From the 2006 original [which was "removed by Administrator" from its site]: "The following are breeds as they were documented by the clients on clinic registration forms."

Begall----Beagle
Malibu----Malamute
Bull Massive----Bull Mastiff
Bull Mater----Bull Mastiff
Patedillon----Papillon
Pegniece----Pekingese
Pequenes----Pekingese
Chewawa----Chihuahua
Chiguagua----Chihuahua
Chiwawa----Chihuahua
Chiyaya----Chihuahua
Chuchcan----Chihuahua
Pet Bull----Pit Bull
Pick Bull----Pit Bull
Pip bull----Pit Bull
Pit Bowl----Pit Bull
Pul Bull-----Pit Bull
Put Bill----Pit Bull
Chow-Wow----Chow Chow
Puppy Chow----Chow Chow
Cracker Spano----Cocker Spaniel
Crocker Spaniard----Cocker Spaniel
Papamarian----Pomeranian
Pomerena----Pomeranian
Checo Sovakain Wolf----Czechoslovakian Wolf
Pomeria----Pomeranian
Datsun----Dachshund
Pub----Pug
Doxin----Dachshund
Winner----Dachshund
Weener Boy----Dachshund
Hot Dog----Dachshund
Rottwielderer----Rottweiler
Rockwiler----Rottweiler
Rod Guiler----Rottweiler
Rotwilder----Rottweiler
Roukweilr----Rottweiler
Wrot----Rottweiler
Dolmotion Mex----Dalmatian Mix
Girman Heaper----German Shepherd
Jurman Sheperd----German Shepherd
Keltie----Sheltie
Shit Zoo----Shih Tzu
Lapso Upso----Lhasa Apsa
Lapsa apso----Lhasa Apsa
Siemeis----Siamese
Lasa Opso----Lhasa Apsa
Simon----Siamese
I think I'd like a Malibu. And a Dolmotion Mex.

5 comments:

YesBiscuit! said...

O! It's almost impossible to pick just one. I'll go with a Crocker Spaniard.

Tara said...

And none of this, for me, beats the woman who called our clinic wanting to have her "Lobster Dobster" spayed. I think she was referring to a lhasa?

Luisa said...

Classic. And I believe the term is "spaded."

Publisher said...

I want me one of dem "viscous" dogs.

Luisa said...

Yes, that would explain why people need Pit Bowls.