The New Patriot Act: Go to the Pound

Dear President Obama,

Here is a list of the first 10 things you should do as president:

1. Fly to the White House in a helicopter.
2. Walk in.
3. Wipe feet.
4. Walk to the Oval Office.
5. Sit down in a chair.
6. Put hand-sanitizer on hands.
7. Enjoy moment.
8. Get up.
9. Get in car.
10. Go to the dog pound.

— Chandler Browne, age 12, Chicago

More advice for the new president here.

Patrick [Terrierman] went to DC and reports that the crowds were much smaller than anticipated. Kidding!


Read Terrierman's report here.

The TVs at work better be ready Tuesday morning, is all I can say.