January 18, 2009

The New Patriot Act: Go to the Pound

Dear President Obama,

Here is a list of the first 10 things you should do as president:

1. Fly to the White House in a helicopter.
2. Walk in.
3. Wipe feet.
4. Walk to the Oval Office.
5. Sit down in a chair.
6. Put hand-sanitizer on hands.
7. Enjoy moment.
8. Get up.
9. Get in car.
10. Go to the dog pound.

Chandler Browne, age 12, Chicago

More advice for the new president here.

Patrick [Terrierman] went to DC and reports that the crowds were much smaller than anticipated. Kidding!

Read Terrierman's report here.

The TVs at work better be ready Tuesday morning, is all I can say.

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